What the hell is it with people who feel they have every right to invade your personal space? Whether it's those damn perfume ladies at the department stores covering you before you have a chance to dodge them or people who get so close they are almost in your pants when talking with you, they should be body slammed every time they do something like that.

I'm usually more than happy to help someone out with a question if they have the common courtesy to ask it further than 3 inches from my face. It sure would have been a good time to have some ultimate fighter training and that person would never be invading other's space again.

And there lies the problem. Most people, even when someone is being completely rude to them, will still remain polite. They will move away, but rarely will they be as rude or even ruder back. I wonder if this encourages these clueless people to remain rude or if they are just missing a fundamental piece of being a human being?

I think the next time I go to the mall, I'm taking a pocket full of perfumes with me. Then when that chick steps up to spray, I'll hit her back with a deluge of her own medicine.